Ha! My ex called my thighs thick as well when we first started dating, and my first reaction was ‘fuck you!!!’. Since he’s American (and a rap music aficionado), while I’m not a native English speaker and was unfamiliar with this use of the word, it was mansplained to me that this was, in fact, a compliment and my correct response would be ‘thank you!’.

I’m sorry, dude, my answer is still ‘fuck you!!!’. Unless you plan to call my thighs delicious or delectable, keep your comments inside your thick head. (Not a compliment).

Well said traceybyfire you’re so on point!